Fellow asked me once if I recommended
winning
June 4,
2010
Dear Mark:
Would you recommend playing slots when the
casino is crowded? It seems more jackpots
are hit when I play in the evening than
during the day when it is less crowded. Jan
B. Yes, Jan, you are more
likely to see and hear jackpots hit in the
evening when the casino is packed full of
players, but it’s not because a Wizard
behind a curtain throws some secret switch
to instantly loosen their machines because
the joint is hopping. More
jackpots are hit at peak times in crowded
casinos simply because there are more people
playing. But even with the increased number
of players gaming, that still has no effect
on whether or not a machine will pay off.
Let's say it’s a Saturday night
and you’re in a casino that offers 3,500
slot machines, each programmed to pay a
decent sized jackpot every 25,000 yanks of
the handle. With a casino full to capacity,
and players spinning those (their) wheels
400 times per hour, from eight to midnight
the slots will collectively whirl 5,600,000
times over that four hour period, creating
224 hand-pay jackpots. Compare
that to Thursday morning with only 200
players playing slots. The pulls remain the
same at 400 per hour, but those players will
collectively spin the reels only 320,000
times, averaging only 12.8 jackpots.
Side-by-side, 224 jackpots on a busy
night versus 12.8 on a slow day you can
easily say yes, more jackpots are hit in the
evening. Yet, your chances of being one of
those to hit a jackpot remain the same, be
it slow day or a busy night.
Dear Mark: Just reading your column,
I now do two things religiously. Play on
games that have less than a two percent
house advantage, and always use basic
strategy. The two games I play the most are
$1 Jacks-or-better video poker on a 9/6
machine, when I can find it, and $5
blackjack. All things being equal, would you
advise playing video poker or blackjack? Ted
M. First, Ted,
congratulations on employing basic strategy
when doing battle against the casino. A
blackjack player who knows basic strategy
narrows the house edge to less than half of
one percent, while the average player bucks
more like a 2 to 2.5 percent house
advantage. Yet with video poker, even with
keen play, minus the royal, which happens
once every 40,000 hands and accounts for
approximately two percent of your overall
payback, you’re up against a 2.5 percent
house edge. Next we need to
figure out the overall cost per hour of
play. Video poker is a much faster game than
blackjack. You’ll conservatively play 400
hands an hour at video poker versus 60 at a
blackjack table, so in an average one-hour
session, minus a royal, you’ll lose a whole
lot more money at video poker ($50) than at
blackjack ($1.50). Then again, you don’t
have the opportunity to win $4,000 (a royal)
betting $5 a pop at blackjack.
So, Ted, all things being equal, I would
personally lean towards blackjack, but not
based exclusively on the math, but also on
the fun factor. I just happen to enjoy
blackjack more than video poker. My
recommendation, though, would be to play the
game you have the most fun at, and if it is
video poker, and you get your fair share of
royals, then there is no need to fret the
up-front house edge.
Gambling Wisdom of the Week: “To be
a poker champion, you must have a strong
bladder.” --Jack McClelland, poker pro
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