Mark Pilarski Publications
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New gambling columns every
week.
Mark
has worked in the following areas: Keno, Slots,
Soft Count, Hard Count, Cashiers Cage, Sports
Book, Dealer of all Table Games, Box man, Floor
man, Pit Boss, Games Shift Manager, Casino Shift
Manager
"The smarter you play, the luckier you'll be."
After working for 18 years in seven different casinos. Mark now writes for Web Casino Guide, is a university lecturer, author, reviewer and contributing editor for numerous gaming periodicals.
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This Week
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The gentle art of tipping
July 23,
2010
Dear Mark:
What would be the appropriate amount to tip
someone that pays you your slot jackpot win?
It was a thousand dollar jackpot.
Nancy F. Credit Samuel
Johnson for establishing the tradition that
has evolved into the present-day tip. In the
18th century London coffee houses, Johnson
and his friends would hand their server a
slip of paper with coins attached. On the
paper was written, “To Insure Promptness.”
The modern acronym of this phrase,” tip”,
apparently derives from the handy strategy
of that band of cronies. Fast
forward a couple hundred years and even
Sammy probably couldn’t come up with a set
amount of what you should tip slot personal
on a hand pay. In a casino restaurant with
good service, upwards of 15 to 20 percent is
the norm. But table service is different
from counting out 10 Ben Franklins;
moreover, the $1,000 jackpot doesn’t take
into consideration that it may have cost you
$800 to get your windfall. That
said, most front-line slot employees get
paid minimum wage or close to it. Additional
income comes through the gratuities of
casino patrons, like you, Nancy. Slot
employees need those gestures of gratuity to
make a living. Whether you
tip or not, Nancy, and how much, is
essentially up to you. As one who over tips,
my 2¢ worth would be wide of the mark. So I
called a friend who has worked for over 30
years in the slot departments of five
different casinos to get his take. He
recommended $15-$25 to the slot attendant
who made the hand pay if the individual had
been helpful and pleasant towards you, and
you didn't have to wait forever to get your
winnings. The bottom line,
Nancy, is to tip only what you are
comfortable with, and tip only for good
service. Even I, with 20 years on the
inside, won’t tip a put-out casino employee.
Dear Mark: I have been
playing video poker for about a decade now
and have yet to hit a royal flush. I get to
the casino about four times a year, usually
play on quarter machines, and typically stay
about four hours. Shouldn’t I have hit a
royal by now? Sherry C.
Scarce as they are, Sherry, hitting any
royal, even with a draw, is a rarity. Even
with identifying machines with a decent
payback, and employing perfect play, those
elusive royal flushes appear, on average,
once in every 40,000 hands.
Let’s crunch your individual numbers. Sounds
bad, but it’s painless. Four hours of play
per session, multiplied by four times a year
over a decade, and let’s say 200 hands an
hour, would put your hand total at 32,000
hands. That’s still a bit short of the
40,000-hand average of hitting one.
Will you eventually hit a royal? I
can't say with 100% certainty that you will.
I know plenty of players who have hit way
more than their fair share of royals, others
who have hit far fewer than they should
have. What I can say is that the more you
play, the more you increase the likelihood
that you will hit one. In the
meantime, Sherry, the house edge, without
hitting a royal flush on a 25 cent
Jacks-or-better 9/6 machine is, 2.5%, all
while you’ll keep yearning for that royal.
Gambling Wisdom of the
Week: The most sensible advice that
may be given to would-be gamblers, or
inventors of systems to be used at Monte
Carlo, may be summed up in a single word:
‘Don’t’. - Francois Blanc (1806) the
nineteenth-century entrepreneur who
established the Monet Carlo Casino
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